I have a new wrinkle… a thin line running from one eyebrow to the other. I suspect she formed in response to my frequent squinting, which was the unavoidable result of aging eyes still longing to enjoy fine print. She is still a subtle element on my face, unlike the laugh lines that now remain firmly affixed even when I am sombre and utterly un-amused.
At the time of their development, I named my laugh lines Thelma and Louise in honour of their wild abandon. Thelma and Louise announce my devilish wit to the world and proclaim that I laugh more than I frown. This is a worthy accomplishment because in every woman’s life it is sometimes difficult to choose the former over the latter. Although they have complicated the application of eye shadow, I have grown fond of Thelma and Louise and can no longer imagine my face without them. How flat and charmless it would be without my ‘crinkles’.
I must admit that I am still on the fence when it comes to my new wrinkle. Not sure if she adds character or just years. She is a complicated creature, born not just from squinting but also from a lifetime of worrying, first about boys, then about jobs, money, children, and now aging. She verifies the existence a side of myself that I generally prefer not to show the world… the part that thinks a bit too hard and cares a bit too deep. But she’s a also a sign of intelligence. Better to think too hard than not at all!
I have decided to name my new wrinkle Helen, in honour of the accomplished actress Helen Mirren. Ms Mirren is articulate, out-spoken, and unapologetic about her life choices. And that is what I want my new wrinkle, Helen, to represent, at least to me. To everyone else I suppose she will be just another line on a middle-aged face.
I have run out of names. Now it is all a unity, a fullness in time. It is Face. And it’s a moving target because just when I think I know it, it goes and changes on me.
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I think it’s like hurricanes. When I run out of ‘girl names’ I will have to shift gender. When that happens my plan is to go for sexy and begin flaunting my ‘Ryan Gosling’, ‘ Brad Pitt’, etc.
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I love that you name your wrinkles! btw if they ever get too many to find names for, you can always do what my kid suggested to my Mum-in-law – “You might look better if you fill in the cracks!” 😀
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Good lord. How much ‘crack filler’ do you imagine that might require?!?
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You had me laughing at the title even before I started reading…I do love your blog.
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Happy to add a smile to your day… Even if it makes crinkles
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I stumbled across your blog for the first time today and was very happy to find a post that made me giggle. I will think out a few names for my wrinkles too – I think I’ll start with Godzilla and King Kong for my laughter lines 🙂
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Excellent choices! Like where you are going with the whole giant monster theme!
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