No one notices a middle-aged woman… until they need her for something!
Should pix of my nibbly bits be on the same cloud as my holiday photos?
Do I really need a reasons?!?
How you deal with that hamburger pickle says a lot about you…
And you changed the TV channel by actually touching the TV?!?
I plan to be buried with a bottle of malbec and a buttered baguette.
I don’t want to change my life… just slow it down a little.
DO take dog to obedience class. DO NOT expect dog to be obedient.
My feelings about my wrinkles are complicated…
All my black-and-white situations have turned gray. I blame the children.