Good-bye bathing suits. Hello baggy sweaters!
Category: Life as a Woman
All women share certain basic dreams… good hair, comfortable underwear, and world peace.
They say NO to putting on mascara and YES to binge watching Netflix.
A bad pot of morning coffee is a doomsday warning from the Gods…
I can hear the “lameness” of my own inner voice…
No one notices a middle-aged woman… until they need her for something!
I plan to be buried with a bottle of malbec and a buttered baguette.
Stuff my dog taught me 