Good-bye bathing suits. Hello baggy sweaters!
Who bought all these scarves? And hats?!?
They say NO to putting on mascara and YES to binge watching Netflix.
A bad pot of morning coffee is a doomsday warning from the Gods…
Remember when we just watched stuff happen with our eyes?
I can hear the “lameness” of my own inner voice…
No one notices a middle-aged woman… until they need her for something!
Should pix of my nibbly bits be on the same cloud as my holiday photos?
Do I really need a reasons?!?
I plan to be buried with a bottle of malbec and a buttered baguette.