I plan to be buried with a bottle of malbec and a buttered baguette.
I don’t want to change my life… just slow it down a little.
DO take dog to obedience class. DO NOT expect dog to be obedient.
My feelings about my wrinkles are complicated…
All my black-and-white situations have turned gray. I blame the children.
It’s all lovely. Until you become that crazy woman muttering about “kids today”.
So this is happening… I am turning 50. Tonight there will be a party where…
I am like olives. It takes time to “get” my deliciousness.
The average dog can understand 165 words. My dog ignores 160 of them.
Only the family dog will truly listen to you. And agree 100%.