I plan to be buried with a bottle of malbec and a buttered baguette.
I don’t want to change my life… just slow it down a little.
DO take dog to obedience class. DO NOT expect dog to be obedient.
All my black-and-white situations have turned gray. I blame the children.
It’s all lovely. Until you become that crazy woman muttering about “kids today”.
So this is happening… I am turning 50. Tonight there will be a party where…
The average dog can understand 165 words. My dog ignores 160 of them.
Only the family dog will truly listen to you. And agree 100%.
