How you deal with that hamburger pickle says a lot about you…
And you changed the TV channel by actually touching the TV?!?
I plan to be buried with a bottle of malbec and a buttered baguette.
I don’t want to change my life… just slow it down a little.
DO take dog to obedience class. DO NOT expect dog to be obedient.
My feelings about my wrinkles are complicated…
All my black-and-white situations have turned gray. I blame the children.
It’s all lovely. Until you become that crazy woman muttering about “kids today”.
So this is happening… I am turning 50. Tonight there will be a party where…
I am like olives. It takes time to “get” my deliciousness.