I am self-employed, married and a mother. I have been annoyed for 25+ years.
I would wear REALLY nice underwear… and hire someone to put away groceries.
I do love sipping wine while looking at pictures.
Enjoy the bananas – but get the hell out of my wine!
There is no award for being in the most carpools.
I have bought enough twine to bind 1000 flattened boxes… so where is it?!?
Who puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge? …
I could be vegan if the pig was not so delicious!